In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Honestly though, I don’t have a confession to make. I don’t keep things in, I let it all out online. So, sorry this challenge ended so lame?
It actually really pisses me off when someone gets mad at someone else for wishing them “Merry Christmas” I don’t give a fuck if you’re Jewish, Atheist, Buddhist, Muslim, Gay, Fat, or Ugly. How fucking hard is it to just suck it up and say “thank you.” You take the goddamn spirit out of everything when people are just trying to be nice to you.
I just read a post that said “Fuck Christmas Spirit.” This is funny.
i say “thank you, you too!” all the time. but some customer bitch at work who knew i was muslim was like MERRY CHRISTMAS, and i’m like THANKS, and they turn around and burst out laughing. and his girlfriend was all *giggles* babbyy, stopp.
YEAH THANKS BITCH, I KNOW I DONT CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HARHARHAR YOU’RE SO FONNAYYY.
1. stay in a normal school when i had the change to go to a gifted school 2. something i shall not mention, but it pretty much ruined my life 3. moved to alberta, moved back to ontario 4. given up drumming and piano in middle school 5. skipped/dropped so many classes 6. kept my true feelings inside
I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have sex. I don't give blow jobs. My shirt always covers my boobs quite well and I don't take off my pants in the presence of a male. I don't go to wild parties and I don't get into fights. I'm not the prettiest girl and most boys don't like me. In all honestly, I'm pretty boring, I go to school, I eat, I sleep, and I spend most of my time on Tumblr.
1. My name isn’t really Lucky, hurrdurr. My real name means lucky, but I’m VERY unlucky. 2. I was born 3.5 months early. I lived. Reasoning behind my name. (Brother was born 4 months early, he didn’t live.) 3. I have memory problems, I can remember things that happened years ago, but not days ago. It’s weird. I should get checked. 4. I haven’t experienced as much as your average 18 year old. I’ve probably only experienced as much as a 10 year old. Quite sad really. 5. I am the most awkward person you’ll ever meet. I promise you. Michael Cera would be jealous. It makes me extremely shy and anti-social. Probably the reason why I don’t have any friends. I mean, I can’t even order a pizza over the phone. A PIZZA. 6. I love everyone automatically until they prove to be a dickhead. 7. I have 9 siblings; 8 brothers, 1 sister. Plus 2 step-sibs. I’m not close to any of them. 8. I’ve been living a lie for 7 years. Nobody(but the internet) knows the real me. I hate it and I want to break free. 9. I’m not smart, nor intelligent, so I pretty much don’t have a future. Sigh. Save me.
Day One: Ten things you want to say to 10 different people right now.
1. Grow up. 2. I miss you. 3. Let me be me. 4. Get your act together. 5. Stop using me, asshole. 6. I want to get to know you SO. BAD. 7. You can tell me everything, I’ll always be there to listen. 8. Why aren’t we friends anymore? 9. I have a crazy feeling that we’ll end up getting married… 10. Fuck you.
Got off work and missed the last bus with 2 of my coworkers so we took a taxi to the mall, then we’d go our separate ways. One guy took some money out of his bank card and took the same taxi home, I tried taking some money out to do the same but it wouldn’t let me because I already took out my daily limit, even though it was 12am and technically the next day. At this point I have no idea how to get home, my brother told me it’s about a 30 minute walk which isn’t so bad, but idk the directions and I don’t have a phone to call him. My other coworker then said she thinks she lives near me so we took a taxi to her house and she told me to keep walking down the street and I should be able to get home. Little did we both know that the mall we were at was half as much closer to my apartment than her house to my apartment. As I was walking I noticed the avenue numbers were increasing instead of decreasing, so clearly I was going the wrong way. I went back to the area where she lived because there was a Mac’s convenience store still open. I asked the clerk if he knew how to get to my intersection and he had no clue, he barely knew English. Then some guy who apparently goes to that convenience store a lot bought some cigarettes and the clerk asked if he can help me. When I told the guy what intersection I lived near and that walking is my only way of getting there, he just told me that’s crazy because that would be about an hour/hour and a half walk, which IS crazy especially with the weather, the time, and the area. Anyway the guy gave me 10 bucks and told me to take a taxi, how nice of him. I called the cab and they said it would probably be between 15-20 bucks. Crap. The clerk starts calling up his taxi friends to see if they can help me out, but no luck. Then I hear “That’s What You Get” by Paramore come on, and I’m all confused because I never hear Paramore outside my bedroom. Then this couple walks in, mid-20s, cute couple. They buy some sodas/pops, and the guy gets some cigarettes as well. The clerk tells them about my problem while I was on the phone with my brother(who was in the other side of the city, on his way to work, and without a car) and the guy walks away, I’m confused. Then I notice he’s at the ATM machine and he comes back with 20 bucks, he tells me that should be enough for a taxi, and I can also have the change from what they were buying, he says “Consider it a gift” and his girlfriend says “Merry Christmas”. Hey, I don’t celebrate Christmas but THANK. YOU! I ended up getting home(1:20am) all thanks to the kind people at convenience stores who buy cigarettes at 1am. Also thank my looks, I look like a lost 15 year old when really I’m a soon-to-be 19 year old, still lost though.
teacher: so please finish up the booklets today, no texting, no watching youtube videos on your ipods, no doodling all over your work, even though they are the most wonderful doodles i have ever seen….you know who you are.
me: *looks up*
teacher: *staring at me*
class: *turns around and looks at me*
kid: she’s not in this class is she?
sigh. i’m invisible. at least someone likes my doodles though.